I was StarFox, except it was a new one, for Wii. I cleared the first level easily; it was much like the flying in a spaceship and shooting things of the first StarFox game. For the second level, I had to play a black bunny with a gun and I had to shoot all these robots and weird critters on a desert planet. And then there was this cave and a two-year-old kid with dirty blond, curly hair, wearing a diaper. I didn't want to shoot him, but I knew that he was inherently evil and that I had to, as part of my grand mission. I kept shooting him, but nothing was happening. At first, I thought I kept missing and thought, "Damn my horrible aim!" but then I had him cornered on his back and I placed the gun directly against his chest and pulled the trigger, and he just seemed to absorb the bullet gently without feeling anything. Then all of a sudden, I was the baby, and I had to explain to the crazy lady with the gun how I was a special clone baby and I had a hundred lives so she would run out of bullets before anything happened to me. She said then she had to take me with her, to make sure I didn't carry out any evil plots to take over the universe if she left me here in the cave. We started getting ready to leave, packing up and stuff. Before we left, she asked me if I wanted her to cut my hair (it was long). I said okay, and I could feel the cold blades of the metal scissors against my neck. I felt vaguely scared that she might cut into my skin, but she only snipped carefully at the bottom of my hair. I also had a long ponytail, high up on my head. She asked me if she could take out the ponytail and cut that as well, since boys ought to have short hair, but I emphatically refused. I told her that I shared my body with a girl, my twin sister, and my father, the one who made me, said that girls had to have long hair.