Tuesday, September 18, 2007
I was attending a boarding school by the sea, and me and some of my friends realized that the headmistress was evil and wanted to kill us all, so I decapitated her. Then her head and body started bouncing along behind me and she demanded that I buy her a Disney balloon with yellow lights inside, so I ran into the shop connected to the school. My dad was waiting for me there, so I told him I need a Disney balloon with yellow lights, and we started looking through the ones they had on the shelf. Most of them had either blue or pink lights, and then the last one had a lot of rosy lights, but also a tiny bit of yellow, so I got it. I told my dad to give it to the headmistress, and then I ran out the door because I knew she would want to kill me and I had to run away. Outside, it was raining, so I clambered over the rocks and got a little wet from the crashing waves. I climbed around on the cliffs to hide from the evil headmistress. A few minutes later, I heard her loud, annoying voice and peered out cautiously from behind a rocky wall. Her servant was driving her around on a machine that climbed around on the cliff walls, while she complained loudly.