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Saturday, December 16, 2006
A giant bug was trying to eat my butt. It was about the size of my fist and had a hard, shiny brownish shell. As I tried to shoo it away, I vaguely recalled my dad warning me about "this fairly large bug in the bathroom."


11:40 AM